"Now That's What I Call Connecting To The Light!"

Around the world, strange beams of light are being photographed and no one knows what they are or who's causing them. Are they real? I'm not sure, but I do know that it is very odd for these to occur at different places around the globe. Could it be angels announcing their return? Could it be aliens being beamed down like Captain Kirk? Could it be God letting us know he's on his way back and we're all screwed? What do you think?